Shawn What is your name? Shawn. Due to a severe ballot mishandling incident, you are elected president. Oddly, you didn't even run. What is the first thing you do? Try and collect all unpaid taxes from multinational corporations and create laws to stop globalization. In exactly 100 words, please tell us about yourself. I am swell, easygoing, big music fan. Yep. Got about twelve pounds of clothing. I can’t skateboard well. I don’t like static or drama. Don’t get into TV so much, but I do enjoy Simpsons. I was born at the tender age of zero in Cleveland OH, which is arguably less polluted than NYC, but people wouldn’t necessarily think that. I got one, check that, two felines living with me. They use the bathroom in my living room. When I was in seventh grade I saw a palm reader who told me my life line was cut off by heart disease at an early age, so I figure I am checking out sooner than later. One-twenty-one. Oops. What qualities do you look for in a pet? Usually I end up “adopting” whoever is wandering around the city, so I really don’t get to look. I prefer that they respect my need to avoid their output.