Idris
What is your name?
Idris.

Do you have a job? Share.
I tutor refugee children. I help them with their homework and with their English-speaking skills. I also take them to the park and to White Sox games.

What are your turn-offs?
People that try to act cool all the time. (I think dorkiness is a virtue.) Arrogance, envy, materialism, ignorance, and anything that promotes arrogance, envy, materialism, and ignorance.

Did you remember to go to the bathroom before you left on tour?
I did, and if I need to go again I brought a really big hat.