Seth What is your name? Seth. Due to a severe ballot mishandling incident, you are elected president. Oddly, you didn't even run. What is the first thing you do? Paint the White House bright orange to match the big truth truck permanently parked outside. Everyone has a secret hidden talent. What is the talent you have that no one knows about? I can “gleek,” which is flexing the saliva muscles underneath my tongue which causes two streams of spit to shoot out like water guns. What qualities do you look for in a pet? Low lick butt to lick my face ratio.