Steven
What is your name?
Steven.

Due to a severe ballot mishandling incident, you are elected president. Oddly, you didn't even run. What is the first thing you do?
Eat a gigantic prime rib.

In exactly 100 words, please tell us about yourself.
I am dedicated to everything I do. My hobbies are drawing, B-Boying, + rock climbing. I like to talk as well as listen to what people have to say. I love animals but hate insects. I used to smoke but I quit when I realized that it wasn’t helping my B-Boying. I love my family + my girlfriend. I am really looking forward to this tour.

What is the absolute worst thing you have ever done for money?
I ate 15 ketchup packs.

What is your personal motto?
Laissez-faire.