Maude What is your name? Maude. In exactly 100 words, please tell us about yourself. I am a turbulent testimonial to lost souls, leftovers, and last years. Images produced by me colliding with images produced by you, in a head the whole world owns. I crash down into reality, strip off my pretense and wonder where all the moon shadows have gone. My only wish is that I could buy back time with my spare change. Let the universe arrange itself accordingly. My dance partner is joy and sadness is just a wallflower, waiting for the right moment to cut in. Please never let the beat drop so that I can keep rolling on. Peace. What are your turn-ons Intelligence, people who have passion and humor. What are your turn-offs People who are obsessed with the way they look. What is/would be your emcee/dj/hip-hop name Is this like your porn star name? If so then Matilda Byron. Hmm that’s not very HIP-HOP. So maybe MC Child.