Ian What is your name? Ian. If you were making a mix tape for aliens who had never heard earth music before, what are the first three songs you would include? Are they A-T-Liens? Notorious B.I.G. – “Juicy” Des’ree – “Kissing You” (Love Theme from Romeo + Juliet) Lauryn Hill – “To Zion” Everyone has a secret hidden talent. What is the talent you have that no one knows about? My mental capabilities allow me to control my urination process, meaning I can start and stop whenever, wherever. What are your turn-ons? Pretty eyes. Nice thighs. Cornrows or wild, natural hair. Timberland boots (some ladies look so good in Tims) or Puma sneakers. I like girls that look good in sweat pants and no make-up, because you know they are dimes when they are jig and made up. And I love free, non-conformist spirits.