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Time: You got your big hand, your little hand, and a bunch of numbers. Boring and predictable. You wake up at 6:00, enjoy some crème-filled snack cakes at 1:30, bathe your pet ferret at 7:00. Day in, day out, same old AM/PM grind. But now there's a new way to gauge the earth's rotation.

Check out this his handy dandy truth death watch today, and you can make it to the dance party by "Big tobacco-makes-a-product-that's-killed-1,050-people-so-far-today-o'clock."

Is it creepy to tell time by the number of people tobacco products kill? Probably. But isn't it creepier that an industry makes a product that kills 1,200 people a day?